Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Joke of the Month

 
A woman opened a new jewelry store, and her friend sent her flowers to mark the occasion. When the bouquet arrived, the card read, "Rest in Peace." Annoyed the woman called the florist to complain.

After she told the florist about the mistake, he said, "I'm very sorry for the error, ma'am, but rather than getting angry, you should think about this: Somewhere there's a funeral taking place, and they just received flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"

- Bonus -

Why is it hard for a giraffe to apologize?

     Because it takes a long time for it to swallow its pride.

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